Awkward Awakening™ | Personalised Doormat
Awkward Awakening™ | Personalised Doormat
This isn’t a warm welcome. It’s a real one. Perfect for people who’d rather text you than see you, this sarcastic doormat keeps expectations low and energy preserved.
Customise the quote to your level of grumpiness – in any language – and let awkward do the talking while you pretend not to be home.
Please note: Colours may appear slightly different on your screen than in the final product due to varying monitor settings.
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- Customisable
- Machine Wash-Safe
- 3 Sizes








Product Description
Luxurious Anti-slip Doormat with Custom Print
Premium Quality: Crafted from soft yet durable loop velvet—smooth underfoot, like stepping onto a cosy plush blanket.
Anti-Slip Safety: Features a strong TPR rubber backing that securely grips floors, preventing slips without scratching surfaces.
Easy Cleaning: Simply shake, vacuum, or machine-wash. Foldable design stays wrinkle-free, ensuring hassle-free maintenance.
Versatile Use: Ideal indoors or outdoors—perfect for your home, tent, vehicle, office, or anywhere you’d like a personalised welcome.
Thoughtful Gift: Customise to create a meaningful present for housewarmings, birthdays, Christmas, New Year, or special occasions.
Care Instructions
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- Machine wash cold
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
Customisation
Step By Step Guide
Welcome to the Customisation Process!
1. Choose Your Quote
2. Choose Your Background
3. Review Options
5. Preview Your Masterpiece
When finished, click "Preview" to see your amazing creation.